Oh well, I'll stop griping and get back to Char Kuay Teow. Obviously, I can't have my Bedok South Char Kuay Teow (the very thought of it makes my mouth water!) And obviously, this part of the world doesn't constantly stock yellow noodles (I did make a run yesterday looking for it), or even stocks the fat kuay teow noodles. There is no hum (blood cockles - my favorite part of Char Kuay Teow) in this part of the world, and somehow, lard is not popular here either.
Against the odds, I decided that I had to make Char Kuay Teow. Its the quintessential Singaporean dish, and being the Singaporean foodie I am, there was no way Char Kuay Teow is escaping my grasps, even from this far away. I'm making a Char Kuay Teow recipe that is skimmed - no hum, no lard, no fat kuay teow noodles and no yellow noodles. I apologize that is not as authentic as it can be, but it is as authentic as it gets around here. Still, despite everything, it was delicious! Yes! I'm not talking American standard delicious. I'm saying, my Singaporean-bred taste buds thought it was delicious. Therefore, it is delicious!